The last word
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The last word
I ALWAYS HAVE THE LAST WORD MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
Re: The last word
Mel walked over to Jack and punched his face. Then she danced around the thread like a dead kitten. She pondered if she should punch Jack in the face again, but decided next time she'd break his leg. Because she's very violent.
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Words: 43 ^
Melanie Frost- Posts : 331
Join date : 2011-05-24
Re: The last word
Jack beamed at Mel, and then pressed a big red button. A nuclear bomb fell on her and obliterated her and the munchkins lived in peace.
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
Re: The last word
Well survived the bombing because she believed in superman, who came and rescued her. She then went to the shops and bought a levi board, which she gave to Jack as a present after all these years of hurting him, it was finally time for gifts!
But then she broke his gift.
But then she broke his gift.
Melanie Frost- Posts : 331
Join date : 2011-05-24
Re: The last word
Jack was sad that his levi board was broken so he decided to turn Mel's hair blue and told her that he fucking hated gingers.
Then he summoned Kate to the scene, because he could, and told her Mel was an alien who wanted to do bad things to sheep. Kate wasn't happy and so got a stampede of the little buggers to go and crush Mel. It was very sad.
Then he summoned Kate to the scene, because he could, and told her Mel was an alien who wanted to do bad things to sheep. Kate wasn't happy and so got a stampede of the little buggers to go and crush Mel. It was very sad.
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
Re: The last word
As Mel died she decided it was time to confess her everlasting love for Leo.
Melanie Frost- Posts : 331
Join date : 2011-05-24
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Jack realised Mel was right and went to find Leo to shag.
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
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Mel woke up from the dead and tackled Jack. "NO HE IS MINE!" she screamed.
Melanie Frost- Posts : 331
Join date : 2011-05-24
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Jack looked at Zombie Mel and glowered. "Fine then, I'll have Zoltan's hair."
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
Re: The last word
"NO!" Mel-zombie screamed, shaking Jack's shoulders. "HIS HAIR SHALL BE FOREVER MINE! YOU SHALL MARY SANDRA AND LIKE IT!" she demanded, dancing around with her blue hair.
Melanie Frost- Posts : 331
Join date : 2011-05-24
Re: The last word
Ring ring went the little pink phone one day, ring ring went the little pink phone. Ring ring went the little pink phone one day, the little pink phone one day, the little pink phone went ring ring ring!
But we all know phones go: LADIDAHDIDAH lahdidahdidah Lahdiahdidah
We all know phones go: LAHDIDAHDIDAH and don't go ring ring ring.
But we all know phones go: LADIDAHDIDAH lahdidahdidah Lahdiahdidah
We all know phones go: LAHDIDAHDIDAH and don't go ring ring ring.
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
Re: The last word
hjólin í strætó snúast hring hring hring
hring hring hring
hjólin í stærtósnúast hring hring hring
utum allann bæinn.
dyrnar í strætó opnast út og inn
út og inn út og inn
dyrnar í stærtó opnast út og inn
útum allann bæinn
hring hring hring
hjólin í stærtósnúast hring hring hring
utum allann bæinn.
dyrnar í strætó opnast út og inn
út og inn út og inn
dyrnar í stærtó opnast út og inn
útum allann bæinn
Melanie Frost- Posts : 331
Join date : 2011-05-24
Re: The last word
I'M NEVER GOING TO HEAVEN IN A BISCUIT TIN COS THE LORD DON'T LET NO CRUMMY ONES IN I AIN'T GONNA GRIEVE MY LORD NO MO-OR-ORE I AIN'T GONNA SCREAM OR SHOUT OR SWEAR I AIN'T GONNA PULL MY SISTER'S HAIR (I am going to joke about her being adopted though) I AIN'T GONNA GRIEVE MY LORD NO MORE
Jack Holloway- Posts : 225
Join date : 2011-05-24
Age : 28
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